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Appraisal and resignation [Jokes]

Posted on 11 December 2009 16:45:08
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Appraisal and resignation

A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss " whatz the meaning of appraisal ? "

Boss : " U know the meaning of resignation ? "

Trainee : " yes I do "

Boss : "So let me make u understand what an appraisal is by comparing it with resignation"

Comparison study: Appraisal and Resignation

In Appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors, and   failures.

In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths,past achievements and success.

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In Appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.

In resignation you can easily demand ( or get even without asking ) more than 50-60% hike.

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During Appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn't meet the expectation, you don't have leadership qualities, u had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.

During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you haveto take the project on shoulders and lead your juniors to success.

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There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.

There is 90% chance of getting immediate hike after u put the resignation.

Trainee : " Yes boss that's enough"


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